There seem to be two conflicting movementst here. There is the group claiming Josama bin Wilsey is a menace. The other group says "Look at that smile. He's too nice to be a terrorist." Then those liberals shout, "Free Wilsey".

Wanted: One Seminarian Terrorist

FREE WILSEY!!!!

Yellowcake! Josama Enters Arms Race

That's right Josama bin Wilsey has decided to stockpile yellow cake or something like it. Read all about it here.