Our battalion chaplain had this on his Facebook page. He got it from someone, who got from someone. Its too funny not to pass along.
Too funny not to post! A mother invites her son, Anthony, for dinner. He
lives with a female roommate, Tina. During the course of the meal, his
mother couldn't help but notice how pretty Anthony's roommate is. Over
the course of the evening, while watching the two interact, she started
to wonder if there was more between Anthony and his roommate than met
the eye. Reading his mom's thoughts, Anthony volunteered, "I know what
you must be thinking, but I assure you, Tina and I are just roommates.''
About a week later, Tina came to Anthony saying, "Ever since your
mother came to dinner, I've been unable to find the silver sugar bowl.
You don't suppose she took it, do you?" "Well, I doubt it, but I'll
email her, just to be sure. " So he sat down and wrote an email: Dear
Mama, I'm not saying that you "did" take the sugar bowl from my house;
I'm not saying that you "did not" take it. But the fact remains that it
has been missing ever since you were here for dinner. Love, Anthony
Several days later, Anthony received a response email from his Mama
which read: Dear son, I'm not saying that you "do" sleep with Tina, and
I'm not saying that you "do not" sleep with her. But the fact remains
that if she was sleeping in her OWN bed, she would have found the sugar
bowl by now. Love, Mama. ------ Moral: Never lie to your Mama
May God bless all who read my ramblings,
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