O Lord, open my lips and my mouth shall declare your praise!
You know you're a Dad when...You go to the pet shop looking for a rabbit or a guinea pig and spend half an hour holding them and talking to the sales guy.Then you get back in the car without a pet and on the drive home get a runny nose, start sneezing and have itchy eyes and swelling around your eyelids.Allergic. to. them.And spend the rest of the ride home working out the 'we can't get a rabbit or a guinea pig' story, complete with bleary eyes and sneezing.Sober in 100 Days
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