Chuck Norris is the reason Waldo is hiding.

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Chuck Norris doesn't dodge bullets, bullets dodge Chuck Norris.

Chuck Norris's tears cure cancer. Too bad he's never cried.
Chuck Norris was supposed to have a twin, but the other baby couldn't survive 9 months of roundhouse kicks.

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Before he goes to bed every night, the Bogeyman checks his closet for Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris doesn't mow his lawn, he dares it to grow.