Monday, January 14, 2008

Catholic Jokes

From Fisheaters
A Jesuit, a Dominican, and a Trappist were marooned on a desert island. They found a magic lamp, and after some discussion decided to rub it. Lo and behold, a genie appeared and offered them three wishes. They decided it was only fair that they could each have one wish. The Jesuit said he wanted to teach at the world's most famous university, and poof, he was gone! The Dominican wished to preach in the world's largest church, and poof, he was gone! Then the Trappist said, "Gee, I already got my wish!"
A little boy became anxious in church during an especially long homily. After a time, he spotted the red candle by the tabernacle. He turned to his dad and asked, "When the light turns green can we go home."


the mother of this lot said...

What a great blog! These jokes are going straight to my parish priest in the morning!

Thanks for commenting (I think I'd be too scared to ask what Purgatory is like), and congratulations on your new baby girl! God bless you and your family.

Adrienne said...

Let's hear it for the Trappist ----Yea!!!!

If only it were so easy:)

Tom in Vegas said...

Funny stuff!!