That's right, "What would Jesus drive?"
From the site:
One theory is that Jesus would tool around in an old Plymouth because the Bible says,
"God drove Adam and Eve out of the Garden of Eden in a Fury."...
Meanwhile, Moses rode an old British motorcycle, as evidenced by a Bible passage declaring that
"the roar of Moses' Triumph is heard in the hills."...
And, following the Master's lead, the Apostles car-pooled in a Honda
"The Apostles were all in one Accord."...
I think it must have been made by a Protestant because he forgot to mention Mary's Fiat.
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